Life in the Country…Night Comes to the Barn

Life in the Country…Like a Bird

     “Like a bird on a wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir, I have tried, in my way, to be free…”  Leonard Cohen

Do You Speak Deer?

 

What do you think they were saying?

 

“Girl, shee-zam! Where did you get that outfit?!”

or

“So, I said to him, I said, boy, you don’t who you are messin’ with!”

or

“I’m tellin’ you, I saw her and she was prancin’ around her house on two legs, just like this! Honey, I’m tellin’ you- there is something wrong with that human!”

or

“Listen, I’m sayin’ if we get good at this, we could just walk right in the Ferrum Mini-Mart and nobody would ever be the wiser.  They’ve got apples and corn, just settin’ out in the open. Honey, we could eat for days!”

or

“You ain’t woman enough to take my man!”

 

Unless, of course, they are men….Then it’s more likely…

“You talkin’ to me? I said, are you talkin’ to me?!”